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SCW COMMUNITY => Introduce Yourself => Topic started by: Sithlord on March 29, 2023, 12:22:47 am
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Hey guys, I'm tired of smurfing so much so I figured I'd come clean. Not the kind of clean you think though. Just did another drug deal in moms basement. It's so exhausting getting shot, going to rehab then getting shot again. Jails fine though because its free rent and i get to have anal. Thats a plus. Sucks though because i cant play my usual 8 hour games. It's the simple things in life that I love. I'm not gonna talk smack anymore because Mentos and Day jumped me at the gas station. I still am the best gamer out there even though I pick p except gohan, hydra, evil, cole, jose, dingo, eh too many to name. I guess I'm just average. Man I'm depressed now knowing I spent 30,000 hrs picking p only and still can't be considered a top ten gamer. In the end, I just wanna build some cannons and arbiters.
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I’m literally up on everyone you named. You forgot “rabbit” and “goldscv”!! Should look up past replays of me playing them too. This literally made me smile!! Made my day. Thank you :). Orthopaedic maybe?!? :).
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And how the hell did you know I’m still in mommas basement?!?! Damn it sucks being caught!!!
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And for real?? Come on now… mentos couldn’t beat a tied down midget….
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Hang on... let me find my record of when i was once good from mom's basement on whos actually up on me each season i played P
UGL 22:
Lost vs Solo.FMP 0-5 pvp
Lost vs UPLUS 3-7 and one game lost pvt
0-2 vs michelas(dingo) and Vulture all 4 games pvr
UGL 11:
Lost vs xs.omni 2-4 all pvt
Lost vs xs.terran 1-2 all Tpvt
Pretty much lost to good players and only won vs noobs that season
UGL7:
Lost vs Youarenoob2(rabbit) 4-7 pvp
Lost vs xS.scary 1-3 pvr
UGL 5:
Got destroyed vs evil and a couple other gamers
Lost 1-2 vs xa.hydra
UGL 1:
Lost 0-2 vs defjam pvp
SCW Beta:
Lost 9-13 vs Lovelyrabbit rabbit won 5-2 of the pvp. I got lucky vs mid t and z matchups
SCW 1:
Lost 1-3 vs zuez pvp
Lost 1-3 vs defjam pvp
SCW 2:
Lost 3-4 vs Youtubesucon pvp (one of the weaker koreans)
Lost vs kon, move and zim 0-1 pvr all three
Lost 0-14 vs Brain pvr
I was retired that season for while. When i came back, i got raped by hydra, cole, gohan and defjam. They are all up on me including rabbit and obviously the koreans. Even sucon beat me badly.
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Now now now silly boy. When you put the seasons in and make up false records you do realize people can just go check it and correct you. Silly boy :). “You are noob” his first season I went like 10-1 (he’s rabbit by the way kiddos :)) no needs to lie. So cute :). Much less beta season one 8-4 on him but you said what?!? ^^ adorable :). People can literally just go check the archives hahaha so stupid :)
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Lol!!!
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Haha your boy cole haha just 2 ss’s out of about 70-80 I could post just glancing through the seasons. DAMN just looked through a few and I actually won about 11 of them LOL. Has there ever been a player in history to win that many? Or just me?!? Literally serious question?!? Hahahaha so fun!!
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DAMNNNNNN Matt with the 5-0 on rabbit!!! Woah!! But what was our record again that you said?!? LOLOLOL!! Silly boy actually names the season where I can actually go back and fact check and post the games. So dumb lol. Has anyone in the 25 year history of fpm ever beat rabbit 5-0 like that or is that just another record I hold too?!? :)))))). I’ll wait…. ??
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Oh shit. Found about 6-7 seasons with a few 3-0’s on Jose. Even with hacks he couldn’t hang!! Tell me again our record?!? Hahaha :) I’ll wait!!!..this is too much fun now that you got me looking at the archives. I knew i was good but holy fuck. I forgot how good….
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Jesus THANK YOU!!! Reminding me that I can go back and just look at my older games. I’m literally a SC GOD and I don’t/didn’t even care!!! Thank you! Just glancing at the games there’s only 3 people in the history of ugl/scw to be up on me. Brain, uplus (it’s close) and defjam( a random not as good player but underrated in my opinion) thanks again. Even found my games where I spell out “fag” in pylons in a literal league match vs riddick and Gus. (Noobs I know but still funny). Yet ANOTHER record.. goated??
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Jesus I gotta stop posting but this is too much fun now that you reminded me I can go back and look at literal greatness.. you even mentioned “ugl 11” in one of your posts and that’s actually one of the seasons I won. LOL!!!! Can’t even make this shit up how stupid you are haha. So much fun!!
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Kid says “ugl 7 rabbit is 7-4 on me” LOLOLOL!! Just looked and the record is 9-7 for me hahahahahaha so fucking dumb. Too much fun!!!!! He literally states the season where people can go back and fact check him and he still lies LOL!!!!’ Inbreeding at its finest.
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Jesus you brought up the “beta” season too and I just went and check and I literally won that season too LMFAO!!!!!!!! Tell me more bud!! Can’t even make this shit up hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha. I’m literally that fucking good that your insults are off seasons that I actually won LOL!!! This archive thing is amazing. Totally forgot about it thank you!!
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“Ugl 5”. Won that one too LMFAOOOOO!!! Well holy fuck!!!! This is too much!! You sure did show me!!! Lmfaooooooooooooo! Yea I suck hahahahahaha.
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Ah shit im so dumb i forgot that youarenoob was used by a smurf noob that season. Makes sense since he created youarenoob2 because his name was taken. I should have known but im too dumb to not watch the reps and figure out that wasnt rabbit. Even if that was really rabbit, hes still technically up on me but i cant do math so i think i still won. I also lost to gohan every pvp we played and dingo pooped on me. Hydra is also better than me i guess which is why i dodge him and jose. I really have no proof that they hack so i just call them hackers and make excuses to not play them. Solo.fmp ran train on me so hard every game that i think i wasnt even jizzed on that much in jail. Scan could handle how boring my gameplay is so he outlasted me even in hour long games. That guy got some endurance, let me tell you.
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you know your gay right
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Bisexual* I don't discriminate
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Gross
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I wonder what sithlord actually looks like rofl
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Certainly not like a fat tranny unlike some people we know….
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And for real?? Come on now… mentos couldn’t beat a tied down midget….
why do you talk about me when you don't know a shit about me or my life?
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shitlord is a loser thats why
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Certainly not like a fat tranny unlike some people we know….
you need to get your eyes checked you are delusional. i walk around with an 8 pack and ill most certainly bet i could get any girl you've ever came in your pants over
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Spoken like a true fatty with self esteem issues!!
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Nice to see Matt finally put these dorks in their place
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Thank you userishere. Finally someone who recognizes me.
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The guy from breaking bad LOL
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This thread should be retitled "Breaking Matt"
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Ronin = Master twink beta simp gay boy dick taker.
Oh and also the best looking sc player!!!!!!!
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Jesus mentos. The only thing scared of that fist is your hairline…. Now why don’t you just RECED to the back of the line.
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Jesus mentos. The only thing scared of that fist is your hairline…. Now why don’t you just RECED to the back of the line.
I don't want to get down to your level because I would get to oil
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Good one, alopecia.
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I don't want to get down to your level because I would get to oil
Lmfao
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Did anyone mention tyga bashed him on zeuz?
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Or how he has the worst t and z the league has ever seen
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Sup subway!!
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Subway... OK why not bitcoin or ebay? Lol
LOL!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Eat fresh!!
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Subway > Matt's r
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Why pick up for subway. Didn’t they fire you?!? LOL go make me a sandwich..
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This thread is literally GOLD!!!! You kids are so stupid it’s hilarious. You bring it on yourselves…. First you got some random noob starting a thread about me LITERALLY trying to bm by stating fake records AND in the seasons I actually WON!!!! LMFAOOOOO!! (You can’t make this shit up hahahaha) Then you got ronins fat, tranny ass crying about having an imaginary 8 pack putting in his 2 cents forgetting that that’s about all he has in the bank. Next it’s mentos the fresh maker losing even MORE HAIR just looking at the thread. (Maybe you could use that 2 cents ronin has and apply for that hair transplant) And last but not least we have subway. Oh good ole subway. Mr. Eat fresh himself…. Constantly coming in the channel bragging about what a “tight ship” he’s created at the “cleanest subway in all of Texas” only to get fired. He can’t even look at a sub now without having nightmares. (You literally couldn’t make this shit up….!!!!!!) Go make daddy a sandwich you “artist” you! LMFAOOOOOO let’s keep this thread going. This is too much fun!! God I love you little fuckers!
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Lmao
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Guys I think this is getting out of hand, I'm worried about Walter whites sanity, he's obviously upset we're roasting him like a marshmallow, or more like a Crack rock in a glass pipe
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And by “little” I clearly didn’t mean you ronin you 8 pack having, supermodel getting stud you! LOL!!!!! Bet you typed that while wiping mustard off you chin. Don’t lie.. ;D ;D
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This thread is literally GOLD!!!! You kids are so stupid it’s hilarious. You bring it on yourselves…. First you got some random noob starting a thread about me LITERALLY trying to bm by stating fake records AND in the seasons I actually WON!!!! LMFAOOOOO!! (You can’t make this shit up hahahaha) Then you got ronins fat, tranny ass crying about having an imaginary 8 pack putting in his 2 cents forgetting that that’s about all he has in the bank. Next it’s mentos the fresh maker losing even MORE HAIR just looking at the thread. (Maybe you could use that 2 cents ronin has and apply for that hair transplant) And last but not least we have subway. Oh good ole subway. Mr. Eat fresh himself…. Constantly coming in the channel bragging about what a “tight ship” he’s created at the “cleanest subway in all of Texas” only to get fired. He can’t even look at a sub now without having nightmares. (You literally couldn’t make this shit up….!!!!!!) Go make daddy a sandwich you “artist” you! LMFAOOOOOO let’s keep this thread going. This is too much fun!! God I love you little fuckers!
Can you just stop fighting with eveybody? you started to be too boring...just play and that's it
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This thread is literally GOLD!!!! You kids are so stupid it’s hilarious. You bring it on yourselves…. First you got some random noob starting a thread about me LITERALLY trying to bm by stating fake records AND in the seasons I actually WON!!!! LMFAOOOOO!! (You can’t make this shit up hahahaha) Then you got ronins fat, tranny ass crying about having an imaginary 8 pack putting in his 2 cents forgetting that that’s about all he has in the bank. Next it’s mentos the fresh maker losing even MORE HAIR just looking at the thread. (Maybe you could use that 2 cents ronin has and apply for that hair transplant) And last but not least we have subway. Oh good ole subway. Mr. Eat fresh himself…. Constantly coming in the channel bragging about what a “tight ship” he’s created at the “cleanest subway in all of Texas” only to get fired. He can’t even look at a sub now without having nightmares. (You literally couldn’t make this shit up….!!!!!!) Go make daddy a sandwich you “artist” you! LMFAOOOOOO let’s keep this thread going. This is too much fun!! God I love you little fuckers!
Mustards actually really healthy for you and only has 3 calories per teaspoon
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This thread is literally GOLD!!!! You kids are so stupid it’s hilarious. You bring it on yourselves…. First you got some random noob starting a thread about me LITERALLY trying to bm by stating fake records AND in the seasons I actually WON!!!! LMFAOOOOO!! (You can’t make this shit up hahahaha) Then you got ronins fat, tranny ass crying about having an imaginary 8 pack putting in his 2 cents forgetting that that’s about all he has in the bank. Next it’s mentos the fresh maker losing even MORE HAIR just looking at the thread. (Maybe you could use that 2 cents ronin has and apply for that hair transplant) And last but not least we have subway. Oh good ole subway. Mr. Eat fresh himself…. Constantly coming in the channel bragging about what a “tight ship” he’s created at the “cleanest subway in all of Texas” only to get fired. He can’t even look at a sub now without having nightmares. (You literally couldn’t make this shit up….!!!!!!) Go make daddy a sandwich you “artist” you! LMFAOOOOOO let’s keep this thread going. This is too much fun!! God I love you little fuckers!
Mustards actually really healthy for you and only has 3 calories per teaspoon
nothing without meat in it is healthy
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I'd like it If you put my meat in your mouth
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I'd like it If you put my meat in your mouth
That would make him a VAGatarian
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Bro is this guy hydra or someone???